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Today's Chuckle

Are you surprised that a majority of voters, especially among the young, opt for a more powerful central government? Is there anyone who would argue with the premise that free individuals can't be successful unless they think for themselves, make decisions for themselves, and take responsibility for themselves? How can they when they are constantly plugged in, tuned in, and being spoon-fed someone else's thoughts?

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Interestingly, many of the popular concepts being force fed through connections to iPhones and iPads are being generated by environmentalists who advocate that we abandon our automobiles in favor of green modes of transportation. Inasmuch as these are slower, joggers, cyclists, and pedestrians have more time to enjoy their personal media. Unfortunately, they also have less situational awareness and may fall victim to predators that are roaming city streets in alarmingly increasing numbers. Ironically, the same government that subsidizes green industries, also strives relentlessly to disarm us so that we can't defend ourselves from them.

Wait a minute. This was supposed to be funny, wasn't it?